You know you have been a Vet too long when …….

Posted: May 1, 2011 by vet02ugm in You Ask "why"

drh Zita Okarina

@ZitaPetClinic, Jl. Raya Muchtar no 8, Sawangan – Depok

(021) 68988880

  1. You look at a cardboard box and recognize its coffin potential!
  2. You go out to a club, when the black light comes on you find you are checking yourself for ringworm!
  3. You can eat lunch while cleaning up a Parvo blowout!
  4. You keep your milkshake frozen in the freezer next to the dead bodies!
  5. You take your kids’ temperature and think 38° is normal! ( what do you mean it’s not?)
  6. After seeing what goes into the washing machine at work your own laundry doesn’t seem so dirty!
  7. Your work clothes look like your pyjamas!
  8. You open your lunch container and find a spleen!
  9. You have no problem eating your lunch on the wet sink where they have just finished a necropsy!
  10. All of your pets are either three-legged, lame or blind in one eye!
  11. You’ve done an anal probe on a bird!
  12. You can detect maggots at 100 paces, just by the smell!
  13. To you pets are more recognizable than their owners!
  14. When eating you find a hair in your food – you pull it out and keep on eating!
  15. The first thing you wonder when opening up a big cat abscess is “Where are the Ritz crackers?”!
  16. You cough up hairballs!
  17. You are the first one in the hospital in the morning and you don’t notice the smell!
  18. You can play connect the dots with all of your scars and puncture wounds!
  19. When NORMAL people won’t eat meals with you!
  20. You get the flu and begin to sympathize with the Parvo dog!
  21. Your salary barely covers your food bill, but ALL your animals eat a premium brand food!
  22. Your medicine cabinet holds nothing but animal medications!
  23. If you have EVER picked up poop with your bare hands!!
  24. You can put a muzzle on with one hand tied behind your back!

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