drh Zita Okarina
@ZitaPetClinic, Jl. Raya Muchtar no 8, Sawangan – Depok
- You look at a cardboard box and recognize its coffin potential!
- You go out to a club, when the black light comes on you find you are checking yourself for ringworm!
- You can eat lunch while cleaning up a Parvo blowout!
- You keep your milkshake frozen in the freezer next to the dead bodies!
- You take your kids’ temperature and think 38° is normal! ( what do you mean it’s not?)
- After seeing what goes into the washing machine at work your own laundry doesn’t seem so dirty!
- Your work clothes look like your pyjamas!
- You open your lunch container and find a spleen!
- You have no problem eating your lunch on the wet sink where they have just finished a necropsy!
- All of your pets are either three-legged, lame or blind in one eye!
- You’ve done an anal probe on a bird!
- You can detect maggots at 100 paces, just by the smell!
- To you pets are more recognizable than their owners!
- When eating you find a hair in your food – you pull it out and keep on eating!
- The first thing you wonder when opening up a big cat abscess is “Where are the Ritz crackers?”!
- You cough up hairballs!
- You are the first one in the hospital in the morning and you don’t notice the smell!
- You can play connect the dots with all of your scars and puncture wounds!
- When NORMAL people won’t eat meals with you!
- You get the flu and begin to sympathize with the Parvo dog!
- Your salary barely covers your food bill, but ALL your animals eat a premium brand food!
- Your medicine cabinet holds nothing but animal medications!
- If you have EVER picked up poop with your bare hands!!
- You can put a muzzle on with one hand tied behind your back!